externally unamused, internally filled with existential dread.
bepeu:
dating tip: go to sleep
(via perks-of-being-chinese)
onlyvanessapls:
I hate when ppl ask me what I wanna drink and I say water and they think I’m being modest and keep hassling me for which drink I really want … BITCH.. I want WATER
(via jokeperatla)
m–xx:
Co-napping is a beautiful thing. Knock out with me so I know it’s real
(via presenting-julia)